Oh boy, are you in for a treat with Mar-A-Lardo. This “Winter White House” located in Palm Beach, Florida is the perfect place to escape reality and indulge in all your wildest elitist fantasies.
With 126 rooms to choose from, each one more extravagant than the last, you’ll be living like a true one-percenter in no time. But let’s be real, who needs affordable housing when you can live in a tacky gold-plated palace?
And if you’re not feeling #bougie enough already, just wait until you experience the pools, beach club, fitness center, and spa. Because let’s face it, nothing screams “I’m better than you” quite like spending your day lounging by a pool, getting a facial, and working out on expensive equipment.
But wait, it gets even better. Mar-A-Lardo also offers an exclusive membership club, giving you the opportunity to rub shoulders with some of the world’s most elite and powerful people. Who knows, you might even get to meet Kim Jong-Un or Vladimir Putin during their next visit. Because what’s a luxury resort without some political drama, am I right?
And let’s not forget about the stunning decor, with its tacky gold-plated interiors that will make you feel like you’ve stepped into a gaudy 80s movie set. You’ll feel like a true Kardashian, or at the very least, like you’re living in a dystopian society where the wealthy have all the power.
So go ahead, book your stay at Mar-A-Lardo and live out your snobbish dreams. It might cost you a fortune, but isn’t that just the price you have to pay to feel superior to everyone else?
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